May 2013
petparent:
poopflow:
do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag
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my parents said to go to bed early
it is early
in the morning
hiddlestalker:
swanepeols:
coldcoffeh:
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
waiting-for-the-tardis:
Can we acknowledge how Clara had a ‘101 places to see’ book and all she ever wanted to do was see and explore hundreds of different places. By stepping into the Doctor’s timestream she got to see everything - millions of places. She managed to explore 101 places and then some.
eriridan:
eriridan:
so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
thank
that-disney-blog:
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
skate-high:
To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
svveetlemonade:
mfandcjforever:
svveetlemonade:
i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation
i agree bethany
who the fuck is bethany
Straight Men: I want to fuck Dean Winchester.
Straight Women: I want to fuck Dean Winchester.
Gay men: I want to fuck Dean Winchester.
Gay women: I want to fuck Dean Winchester.
Castiel: I want to fuck Dean WInchester.
Dean Winchester: I hate Dean Winchester.
“Nobody has ever measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold.”
– Zelda Fitzgerald (via oppium)
fullmetalforce64:
baconbandersnatch:
pippa6100:
I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
Well I’ll be dimmadamned.
I’m DimmaDONE
Why aren't more people freaking out about the new...
dancepunksnotdead:
You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?
It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.
http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift
deodrant:
maybe if i sigh loud enough god will hear me and fix all my problems
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“Sometimes when you meet someone, there’s a click. I don’t believe in love at...”
– Ann Aguirre (via vvolare)
romulusthread:
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
lolsofunny:
So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is
For everyone who reblogs I'll look at your blog...
saragiraffe:
This probably won’t get notes but I’ll do all the ones I do get!
Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
amoying:
the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams
aarontveit:
so over this one class right now i cant
dirkstr8der:
the-winchester-initiative:
cryonetics:
snorlaxatives:
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Get out.
why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
Let’s talk about how much I don’t want to study for this final. No, seriously.
saboobnah:
bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
tin-pan-ali:
i was playing pokemon silver and i was angry because sudowoodo is a rock type that’s shaped like a fucking tree and then i said sudowoodo out loud and i got EXTRA ANGRY BECAUSE
SUDOWOODO
PSEUDO WOOD
FUCKING POKEMON
